(As we were heading out the door to a family thing on Sarah’s side…)
Me: “Can I bring my laptop?”
Sarah: “You know where you put it, how would I know?”
Me: “Hunny, I don’t think that’s a sensical answer to my question.”
Sarah: ***stares at me blankly****
Me: “I’m asking if I can bring my laptop.”
Sarah: “You’ve been in the family for 10 years. You can bring your laptop.”
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